University professors secure scissors to desk with long, flimsy string because they’re really clever

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(Picture: imgur.com) Huh? (Picture: imgur.com)

Your massive tuition fee isn’t going towards security at this university.

Apparently there’s a shortage of scissors as well, because people keep stealing them (why, we don’t know), so all in all I wouldn’t even bother going to the open day.

But it does have some positives – the professors here are really forward thinking.

They were definitely ‘outside the box’ when they secured a pair of scissors to a desk with a long, flimsy piece of string, loosely tied around the handle. A proper eureka moment, no doubt.

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