Because we’re about to bitch our way through to the weekend!
Welcome to bitchville.
Toot, toot! Here comes the bitch train.
After all, if people shut up more often, we could just revert to being our quiet, introverted, eerie, bookish, sour-faced selves, but nooooo… everyone needs to yap at us until we snap.
On the other hand, we’re also bitches in our daily lives. Just not in the bad way.
After all, friendship without jabs, insults and below-the-belt strikes is just another sort of culturally-approved socializing. And we’re all about anarchy.
After all, we also get more of a pass than the guys do, so why not use it?
And artistry allows for eccentricity. Two passes in one lifetime? And we’re expected not to make good use of them?
Anyway, that reminded me, we have shit to do. So please, finish the post in your head.